You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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