i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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