Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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