Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
This house was built for laser tag.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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