Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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