how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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