i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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