Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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