Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Randomize
