i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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