I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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