You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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