Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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