Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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