just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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