bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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