Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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