And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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