She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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