Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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