singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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