I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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