my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I wish there were birth control emojis
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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