I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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