I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
false alarm, still single
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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