So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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