If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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