that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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