So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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