This is not my ceiling
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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