is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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