just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.