How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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