Are you dead
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."