It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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