Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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