yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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