That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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