I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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