Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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