you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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