Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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