things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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