Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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