How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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