Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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