Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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