we're blogging at a bar
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
we're so committed to being not committed
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
