he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
