They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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