fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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