I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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