if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize