hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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