i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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