i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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