I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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