just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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