FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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