she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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